For Finals Weekend

Love means nothing.
It's just the score.

Six rounds of cotton cocktail napkins for the people who actually keep score — and the ones who just showed up for the strawberries.

Used at the US Open Court-side ready Cotton, not paper
Optic-yellow tennis ball resting on a freshly mown grass court beside a baseline.
Court-side cotton
Love means nothing. It's just the score.
The Scoreboard

Five points. Six quotes.

Tap a score to read its line. Every pack ships with all six.

Love

Where every great rivalry begins. And every Pimm's gets poured.

Love means nothing. It's just the score.
Why it lands

Strung tight. Reads loud.

01

Tournament-grade

The same cotton stocked at courts where actual finals get played. Used at the US Open. Now at your party.

02

Six lines per set

Six tennis-perfect quotes — one per pour. The match writes the captions for you.

03

Strawberries optional

Equally at home with a Pimm's, an Aperol, or a glass of something English and lukewarm.

The strawberries are ready. The Pimm's is poured. You're up.
Watch-party kit

Host the final like it's a tradition.

Pair the set with a tin of Sicilian olives, a slow Pimm's, and an opinion about the seedings. The napkins will do the rest.

Build your set

Game, set, pack.

White or black, every pack ships with the full six-line rotation.

1 Pack
50 napkins · 6 quotes
$34.95
$34.95 per pack
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Tournament case
4 Pack
200 napkins · assorted
$118.84 $139.80
$29.71 per pack · Save 15%
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Final point

Serve the napkin, win the watch party.

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