FIVE STAR NAPKINS
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For the Clubhouse

Drive for show.
Drink for the back nine.

Eighteen holes of fairway diplomacy. A pack of cotton cocktail napkins printed with the lines you've heard, repeated, and reluctantly admitted are true.

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Member-guest ready Father's Day top gift Custom logos available
Putter lined up beside a golf ball on a manicured green, with a distant flag.
Course-grade cotton
Eighteen holes and not one straight line.
The Scorecard

Nine holes. Nine punchlines.

Hover any hole to see the napkin. Every set ships with 50 napkins and assorted quotes — front nine and back nine alike.

Hole
Quote
Par
Colors
1
A mulligan a hole keeps the divorce away.
Par 4
2
Drive for show. Drink for the back nine.
Par 5
3
It's called golf because every other four-letter word was taken.
Par 3
4
The first rule of golf: blame the wind.
Par 4
5
A bad day at the course beats a good day at the office. Allegedly.
Par 5
6
It's not whether you win or lose — it's whether the cart had a cooler.
Par 4
7
My handicap is honesty.
Par 3
8
There are no shortcuts. Except the one through the eleventh.
Par 4
9
Golf: a six-hour walk with mood swings.
Par 5
A mulligan a hole keeps the divorce away.
Why it lands

Cotton over paper.
Always.

01

Tournament-grade

100% organic cotton, weighty enough to lift a glass and a mood. The flimsy paper square at the half-house is not invited.

02

Custom-logo ready

Logo-printed editions for clubs, member-guests, and tournament sponsorships. We deliver to the locker room.

03

The gift that gets used

The rare Father's Day present that won't end up in the drawer with the other ties. Wraps itself, too.

Your club. Our cotton. The longest-running conversation at the 19th.
For Clubs & Resorts

Your crest belongs on this cotton.

From a discreet club logo at the corner to a fully bespoke quote edition, our wholesale program is how the world's best clubs dress their bars. Already trusted by Forbes Travel Guide and a long list of names you'd recognize.

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The 19th-hole set

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Mix black or white, every pack ships with the full nine-quote rotation.

1 Pack
50 napkins · 9 quotes
$34.95
$34.95 per pack
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2 Pack
100 napkins · assorted
$62.92 $69.90
$31.46 per pack · Save 10%
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Clubhouse case
4 Pack
200 napkins · assorted
$118.84 $139.80
$29.71 per pack · Save 15%
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Reviews under par.

"Bought a set for our member-guest welcome bag. Every guest pocketed one. The pro shop is now stocking them."

Calvin Whitmore · Member, Inverness CC

"Father's Day, sorted. He shows them off more than the new putter."

Sienna Park · Verified buyer

"We logo-printed these for the club championship dinner. Guests asked where they could buy more."

Anders Lindgren · F&B Director
The back nine starts here

Eighteen holes. One stiff drink.

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