Things that go bump
in the night.
A cotton cocktail-napkin set for the host who refuses to do plastic skeletons. Carved with quotes that don't take themselves too seriously — and absolutely no candy-corn imagery.
Five guests at the door. Five lines on the napkin.
Tap a costume. The cotton speaks for them.
The Ghost
Quiet, but always last to leave. Helpful around drinks, terrible at conversation. Will spend the whole night near the bar.
Spooky season, not silly season.
No skeletons in cheap plastic
Black or pumpkin-orange cotton, printed with a quote and a wink. The grown-up Halloween that grown-ups actually want to host.
Five quotes, one rotation
Every pack ships with the full costume roll-call. Five lines, fifty napkins — enough for the door, the bar, and the after-party.
Returns next October
Limited edition. Boxes ship from October 1st through Halloween night. Sets out by November look forward to next year.
Host the night. Dress the table.
Black or pumpkin orange — every pack ships with the five-quote rotation.